You have successfully added your email to our list 5 more times.This is a Fail for List -- sending spam -- and Creative -- writing rude messages to people who are not interested your services and never opted-in for your emails.
Many thanks,
Drake Harper, LLC
[address & ph # redacted]
Lesson: Do not send spam and don't be rude to prospective cusotmers, or they might just write a blog post about you.